Flora
What did the cat say when it hurt itself?
Meee – OW
William
Why did the giraffe cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Sam
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pig.
How long have you been feeling like this?
About a weeeeeK!
Henry
What day do fish hate the most?
Fry – day
James
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer
Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools!
How do you hide a horse?
Mask-a-pony.
Flo
What animals do you have to look out in exams?
Cheetahs
Marcus
How does a dog stop a video?
With the paws button
Jack
What happened when 500 hares got loose?
The police had to comb the area.
Florence
How do you get down from a camel?
You don’t. You get down from a goose!
Matthew
I have got a horse called treacle. She has
golden stirrups!
He does not go out much – he’s a shire horse!
A turkey challenged me to a fight.
He threw down the giblets!
Black beauty – he’s a dark horse.
Lucia
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail park
Adam
What do you use to lure a bear out of a cave?
Camabert
Anna
Who took 10, 000 pigs up a hill?
The Grand Old Duke of Pork
Barnaby
How was the kangaroo named?
Because a Scottish man got stuck in a toilet
and said, ‘I Cannegeout!’
Mia
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSH
Mr Bailey
What do you call a dinosaur that knows lots of words?
A 'Thesaurus'!
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